You want to know about me? Read my blog. That’ll give you the part of me that I don’t always edit.
Oh. I suppose you want to know just who The Kitchen Logic is.
I’m about 50 years old. I’m married (for a second time. this time it stuck) I have 2 teenaged sons (from the husband that stuck). I live in a suburb of Minneapolis. I’ve got two cats and a dog that I spend too much time with. But it’s not my fault. She won’t stop following me. Every. Where. I. Go. Can a woman get a moment to herself without having to lock herself in the bathroom?
I’m opinionated and I’m judgemental. I’m feisty and I’m funny. The kind of funny that hurts feelings sometimes.
I am damaged goods.
But I am accepting that more and more each day. I am embracing the Inner Naughty and letting it shine through. Won’t I be fun when I’m in my 80’s? My maternal Grandmother got naughtier and naughtier until she died well into her 90s. I adored her. My paternal Grandmother couldn’t have been sweeter. I never heard her say one negative thing. Well, except that time she told my retarded uncle, who’d scraped an entire platter of fried chicken onto his own plate, to put it back – in a very stern tone. It wasn’t even negative. It was merely annoyance. I adored her too.
I am both of these wonderful, nurturing women. When my two inner-grandmother’s fight, I attempt to go toward the sweeter grandma, trying to keep the naughty at bay. However, naughty is stronger and almost always kicks the ass of the sweeter side.
I did not mean to write so much on this About page. But sometimes the writing gets away from me. That is pretty much how my entries go.
Have fun reading.
And good luck.
